YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
welp.
I know what I’m singing at Christmas
This is my Christmas spirit
New favorite holiday jingle~ Hahaha <3
(Source: sparklebuns)
Rest of the year? Try all year every year
I regret nothinggggggg
(Source: kissmeuntiliamgone)
Shes prettier than I’ll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen yeah
But theres one thing I gotta say
She can love you good…..But I can fuck you betta eta eta eta eta eta ay <3
LOVE this song~
I love this movie. Especially this line, hahahaha.
(Source: iamlilyhearmeroar)
This is me and the Reverend. You know, the gay atheist one. He’s the very very best <3
Click on the pic to see his tumblr, please! :D
